Friday, August 25, 2006

We here at White Cedar Inn feel we need to make a stand. It seems a bunch of so-called 'scientists' have declared Pluto is no longer a planet. News to the Plutonians, we're sure. Much the same as governments recognize each other we want to take the time here and now to recognize Pluto as a real planet. One we have known and loved ever since we were little kids.

Why not just say Rhode Island is too small to be a state and have done with it?

Alaska is too big to be state, it should be a country all by itself.

Where does it end? It's just too arbitrary.

It's like what we've done to vowels. You've got A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y. Now it's Mars, Mercury, Earth, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune and, sometimes Pluto? Gimme a break!

The Plutonians have set themsleves up with a nice little corner of the universe and we say, 'Let them be!'

For any native Plutonians, we extend this offer...come stay with us, 50 % off, with proper ID.

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